(Starting Wicked Law for the Week) Zeyda, with the upmost cheerfulness: "yeah okay, before you all wake up... Tidal! Roll me a wisdom saving throw!!"

Scarlet, with pure desperation in her voice: "I'm just trying to eat my fuckin' yogurt, man"

Max: oh?? Is everyone else subjugated to the same rules as I am????? No one allowed to exist while scarlet eats or drinks???!

Oh wait this dream is ACTUALLY terrifying??!

Everyone staying at The Best Best Inn (tm) got the Best Best Sleep (except for Tidal, rip)

Scarlet is having such a rough time with food this night,,,

Basil and Andromeda be like (vibes in compatiable silence while drinking coffee bc they're both too awkward/shy to talk)

"Max, I saw your face, TASTING like sand is not the same as swishing sand around in your mouth"

This thread is 110% going to just be out of context Max and Scarlet quotes,,

A sign outside The Best Best in Says "Uh, YEAH, We Have Cannoli"