YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE KILL VIRUS?

FLAMETHROWER.

100% EFFECTIVE AT NEVER GET SICK AGAIN.
ALSO UNICYCLES.

HOW MANY UNICYCLES DIE FROM COVID?

EXACTLY. INJECT UNICYCLE DIRECTLY IN VEINS.

SOME DOCTOR SHOULD LOOK INTO THAT.
MAPLE SYRUP.

EVERYONE KNOW PANCAKES VERY SIMILAR TO HUMAN BIOLOGY.

MAPLE SYRUP GOOD ON PANCAKE.

IT JUST LOGIC THAT POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER BODY GOOD PREVENTIVE MEASURE.

ESPECIALLY IF COMBINE WITH FLAMETHROWER.
CONSIDER FACT: NO ONE WANT TO STAY AT TRUMP HOTEL.

OBVIOUSLY, THAT INCLUDE VIRUS.

GRIND ALL TRUMP HOTEL INTO POWDER, SNORT, THEN PUT GIANT GOLD T ON FACE.

NO ONE OR THING WILL WANT IN YOU.
NO ONE HAS FOUND COVID19 INSIDE COW BUTT.

GET IN THERE.

IT SCIENCE.
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