So... my little sister is in midtown Atlanta in DISTRESS.This large creature has landed on her porch.

What does she do even DO at this point?? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ญ" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ" title="Woman gesturing ok (medium dark skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman gesturing ok (medium dark skin tone)">
Best suggestion so far is to embark on a fae quest, befriend the bird and arise Queen of Atlanta. Will let her know https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ–ค" title="Black heart" aria-label="Emoji: Black heart">
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