her from no.82 wasn't out clapping tonight, the one with the net curtains hung upside down who brings everything she buys back to marks and thinks she's god gift to shrubberies because her vibernums bloomed but i've heard she puts ginger in her lasagnes

julia was out again banging a pan with a wooden spoon and i wouldn't mind but we're clapping for doctors not frightening off foxes and she could make more effort with her dressing gown at least something that wasn't towelling

him from 57 was out clapping for the first time since monday according to my records clearly barbara has had a word, if she could have a word about the hosepipe he's left round the side where everyone can see that wouldn't hurt this isn't a council estate

lilith was out at 7.55 as usual having designated herself lead clapper, she did a dna test and told everyone she's a descendant of genghis khan, well maybe but you've only inherited his nose darling, she tried to set up a whatsapp group but i wouldn't give her the pleasure