her from no.82 wasn& #39;t out clapping tonight, the one with the net curtains hung upside down who brings everything she buys back to marks and thinks she& #39;s god gift to shrubberies because her vibernums bloomed but i& #39;ve heard she puts ginger in her lasagnes

julia was out again banging a pan with a wooden spoon and i wouldn& #39;t mind but we& #39;re clapping for doctors not frightening off foxes and she could make more effort with her dressing gown at least something that wasn& #39;t towelling

him from 57 was out clapping for the first time since monday according to my records clearly barbara has had a word, if she could have a word about the hosepipe he& #39;s left round the side where everyone can see that wouldn& #39;t hurt this isn& #39;t a council estate

lilith was out at 7.55 as usual having designated herself lead clapper, she did a dna test and told everyone she& #39;s a descendant of genghis khan, well maybe but you& #39;ve only inherited his nose darling, she tried to set up a whatsapp group but i wouldn& #39;t give her the pleasure