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#1 - BENGALS draft JOE BURROW, QB, LSU
STRENGTHS: Accuracy, decision making, mobility.
WEAKNESSES: Likes to huddle in groups of 11, which is now illegal. Likely will be jailed by September.
STRENGTHS: Accuracy, decision making, mobility.
WEAKNESSES: Likes to huddle in groups of 11, which is now illegal. Likely will be jailed by September.
#2 - WASHINGTON drafts CHASE YOUNG, DE, Ohio State
STRENGTHS: Name is a verb and noun that works perfectly for his job.
WEAKNESSES: Wasn& #39;t smart enough to transfer to LSU with Joe Burrow.
STRENGTHS: Name is a verb and noun that works perfectly for his job.
WEAKNESSES: Wasn& #39;t smart enough to transfer to LSU with Joe Burrow.
#3 - LIONS draft JEFF OKUDAH, CB, Ohio State
STRENGTHS: Great tackler.
WEAKNESSES: Selection fails to address the Lions& #39; 21 other positions of need.
STRENGTHS: Great tackler.
WEAKNESSES: Selection fails to address the Lions& #39; 21 other positions of need.
#4 - NY GIANTS draft ANDREW THOMAS, OT, Georgia
STRENGTHS: Probably has photos with Uga, which could really drive Instagram engagement.
WEAKNESSES: Giants GM Dave Gettleman is very high on him, so he undoubtedly sucks.
STRENGTHS: Probably has photos with Uga, which could really drive Instagram engagement.
WEAKNESSES: Giants GM Dave Gettleman is very high on him, so he undoubtedly sucks.
#5 - DOLPHINS draft TUA TAGOVAILOA, QB, Alabama
STRENGTHS: Could be the best QB talent in the draft.
WEAKNESSES: Sometimes his legs pop off like your kid& #39;s off-brand action figures.
STRENGTHS: Could be the best QB talent in the draft.
WEAKNESSES: Sometimes his legs pop off like your kid& #39;s off-brand action figures.
#6 - CHARGERS draft JUSTIN HERBERT, QB, Oregon
STRENGTHS: Doesn& #39;t make stupid faces like Philip Rivers.
WEAKNESSES: Has two first names and the second one is especially bad.
STRENGTHS: Doesn& #39;t make stupid faces like Philip Rivers.
WEAKNESSES: Has two first names and the second one is especially bad.
#7 - PANTHERS draft DERRICK BROWN, DT, Auburn
STRENGTHS: Huge force on the interior line.
WEAKNESSES: Was a no-show in the Super Bowl against the Broncos when Carolina really could have used him.
STRENGTHS: Huge force on the interior line.
WEAKNESSES: Was a no-show in the Super Bowl against the Broncos when Carolina really could have used him.
#8 - CARDINALS draft ISAIAH SIMMONS, OLB, Clemson
STRENGTHS: Arizona can probably trade him to Houston for J.J. Watt, DeShaun Watson and every Houston pick through 2025.
WEAKNESSES: Can Isaiahs pick a spelling please? This is ridiculous.
STRENGTHS: Arizona can probably trade him to Houston for J.J. Watt, DeShaun Watson and every Houston pick through 2025.
WEAKNESSES: Can Isaiahs pick a spelling please? This is ridiculous.
