I don’t know if I’ve been watching too many crime shows lately but I just finished Emma by Jane Austen and I’m pretty sure Frank Churchill killed his Aunt so he could be with Jane Fairfax.

Like, you’re telling me that Mrs. Churchill, who everyone thought was faking her illnesses for attention, suddenly drops dead as soon as Jane Fairfax calls off the engagement?

I really need Catherine Moreland to come investigate this with me.