Beyond the familial reasons I wasn& #39;t allowed to join the military, not that I& #39;d ever considered doing so before @realDonaldTrump became @POTUS:

I wouldn& #39;t make it through boot camp... with a straight face.
If you get in my face as this super intense caricature, I& #39;ma grin atcha.

Now please don& #39;t misunderstand me.
I mean no disrespect to the Drill Instructors of the @USArmy, @USMC, @USNavy, @usairforce, @uscoastguard, nor @45thSpaceWing.
I understand the motives and psychology behind it.
But that& #39;s why I& #39;d grin.
Same with any authority throughout my life.

Where does this come from?
Probably a self defense mechanism.

I& #39;m not big and I& #39;m not looking for altercation.
Diffuse anger with a smile.
Diffuse power by comprehension.

Knowledge is Power.
I grin when I know.

Do I always show my cards?
Absolutely not!
But when I& #39;m safe? Yup.

Can this be trained out of me?
Probably, but no one& #39;s really been successful so far.

I still laugh at calamity.
Make light when I& #39;m supposed to be heavy.
Will happily throw a joke before a punch.
I& #39;m not saying I "can& #39;t be serious".
But I can blend and mask seriousness.
#MemeWar

But hey!
If any Intelligence Agencies are recruiting and they don& #39;t have a bunch of physical demands, I& #39;ll happily fly a desk for my country.
Just know that I& #39;ve never been about that pomp and circumstance life, but I& #39;m a quick learner and a master of meta.
#QAnon @POTUS #WWG1WGA