Got a royalty statement for zero dollars today so this is just a reminder that you CAN and indeed SHOULD buy my book about angsty teenagers riding motorcycles and making inappropriate jokes in a post-apocalypse landscape https://twitter.com/danrogland/status/1120513627512102912

Allow me to tempt you using that really popular piccrew

Here’s Jacks, one of the main characters of my book, IGNITE, which you should buy. She is a small pickpocket who has just stolen your wallet.

Likes: bargains, bad jokes, a good soup
Dislikes: fire, ironically

This is Zira, another main character in IGNITE, which is available on Amazon. She’s an angsty demisexual disaster with a motorcycle and SECRETS.

Likes: ancient history, classical music, gloves apparently
Dislikes: most people

This is Corry, yes with two R’s, who is my bleeding heart cinnamon roll self-insert character in the book I wrote, which you can buy.

Likes: rock bands, Zira, being a big bisexual flirt
Dislikes: violence, but he will still fight you

This is Jeremy, a very tall rebel mechanic/handyman in my novel, IGNITE. He will work for food.

Likes: snacks, dyeing his hair, teasing short people
Dislikes: capitalism

Here is Addy, the team extrovert in IGNITE, which again, is a book I wrote. She’s very kind and surprisingly conniving.

Likes: fashion, EDM, driving fancy cars
Dislikes: mansplaining

Lastly this is Finn, Addy’s brother and the group computer expert, rounding out the group of teen rebels is my book, IGNITE, which you should read. Finn is very tired and could use a break.

Likes: napping, coffee, clacky keyboards
Dislikes: his whole current life situation

Please excuse the autocorrect and typos

This thread, unlike my novel, did not have an editor