What your favorite Madonna album says about you: a thread
Madonna (1983):
You're not really a Madonna fan you just like 80s dance pop and post disco bops
Like A Virgin (1984):
You probably got to witness Madonna's rise to fame and are nostalgic, but haven't really listened to her post 90s
True Blue (1986):
You have great taste and truly appreciate 80s music, are probably gay and married, own dogs and give to charity
Like A Prayer (1989):
Youre kinda a whore but still classy. You also might have had AIDS back in the day and definitely marched for gay rights and hate the f slur
Erotica (1992):
You have a lot of sex but went to therapy and overcame the hoe life. Not married but in a long committed relationship and sometimes swing w your partner
Bedtime Stories (1994):
You probably fucked a black guy once. You smoke weed but only on the weekends and are bad at relationships
Ray of Light (1998):
You saw the light and ascended to a higher plane. You also stan Björk but hate anything after Medulla. Most people call your taste in music "too experimental"
Music (2000):
You cry a lot but will cut a bitch if needed. You love the cowboy aesthetics but actually hate them or anything remotely country. Also you love car sex
American Life (2003):
You're the wokest one in your friend group. You probably send news articles to the gc and make memes on twitter about Trump. You have taste but keep it lowkey because you think you'll get dragged
Confessions on a Dancefloor (2005):
You love clubbing and cocaine but have a successful career. You have awesome style and are probably bisexual or gender fluid. You constantly have existential crises but have gotten too good at numbing
Hard Candy (2008):
You exclusively fuck black guys and get into fights at parties. Most likely eat a lot but never gain weight and always hook up with someone at a club
MDNA (2012):
You still go to raves and probably have molly stashed in your apartment. You have a lot of unprotected sex but have somehow never had an STD. You cry at night but also think Joanne is a deep album.
Rebel Heart (2015):
You handle your liquor very well and have probably turned a guy. You're confident enough to be emotional in front of others and give the best advice. You also grew up stanning Katy Perry and hate Taylor Swift
Madame X (2019):
You have taste and became woke after the Me Too movement. Most likely bilingual and bisexual, went to Europe recently and celebrated when Parasite won best picture
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