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Okay y& #39;all. After conferring with @TatianaTMac, I have decided to watch #TooHotToHandle. I will be live-tweeting in this thread.
First up: Sharron.
Yes, you& #39;re hot, but every single man I& #39;ve met who claims his penis is huge and/or beautiful turned out to be wrong.
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First up: Sharron.
Yes, you& #39;re hot, but every single man I& #39;ve met who claims his penis is huge and/or beautiful turned out to be wrong.
Harry from Australia: "If you come at me with an accent, I literally just turn to buttah."
Me too, Harry. Me too.https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes">
Me too, Harry. Me too.
David: Hot as bollocks. Like, damn. But his voice doesn& #39;t match his face or body? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤗" title="Hugging face" aria-label="Emoji: Hugging face">
Francesca walked up in there and the other two girls are like FUCK OFF BITCH I HATE YOU https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤗" title="Hugging face" aria-label="Emoji: Hugging face">
*Of course* Matthew is from Colorado. I fully expect him to have a manbun underneath that decidedly not tropical hat. And even if he doesn& #39;t, he is probably stoned right now.
He has a manbun, dear reader. He has a manbun.
Kelz: YES PLEASE YES https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes">
Okay Kelz is kind of a douchebag but they all are and we& #39;re not in this for personality, right? He& #39;s a cutie.
David just goes straight for the booty! Like, they literally just met and he& #39;s massaging Rhonda& #39;s butt! Y& #39;all. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
Kelz: "When I say long term I mean, like, four weeks." https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
Sweetie. Just. I can& #39;t.https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
Sweetie. Just. I can& #39;t.
HOT DAMN SHARRON JUST WENT RIGHT IN. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat">
