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Okay y'all. After conferring with @TatianaTMac, I have decided to watch #TooHotToHandle. I will be live-tweeting in this thread.
First up: Sharron.
Yes, you're hot, but every single man I've met who claims his penis is huge and/or beautiful turned out to be wrong.
First up: Sharron.
Yes, you're hot, but every single man I've met who claims his penis is huge and/or beautiful turned out to be wrong.
Harry from Australia: "If you come at me with an accent, I literally just turn to buttah."
Me too, Harry. Me too.
Me too, Harry. Me too.
David: Hot as bollocks. Like, damn. But his voice doesn't match his face or body? 
Francesca walked up in there and the other two girls are like FUCK OFF BITCH I HATE YOU
*Of course* Matthew is from Colorado. I fully expect him to have a manbun underneath that decidedly not tropical hat. And even if he doesn't, he is probably stoned right now.
He has a manbun, dear reader. He has a manbun.
Kelz: YES PLEASE YES
Okay Kelz is kind of a douchebag but they all are and we're not in this for personality, right? He's a cutie.
David just goes straight for the booty! Like, they literally just met and he's massaging Rhonda's butt! Y'all.
Kelz: "When I say long term I mean, like, four weeks."
Sweetie. Just. I can't.
Sweetie. Just. I can't.
HOT DAMN SHARRON JUST WENT RIGHT IN. 
