Found 32p in a betting account the other day. Grand National dregs or something. I don't know a great deal about betting so have decided to see how big I can make the 32p by betting on the shortest odds I can find.

This could be a long or a short thread so let's see how it goes.
First up was yesterday. This fella was winning by loads at the darts or something. So I went all in with my 32p. BOOM. 38p
Next up was this. I only went and won a shiny penny on the tennis.
Next one I didn't know what sport this was. Sounds like an African football match. No. It's some computer game. Call of Duty or something. I don't really care as they're well regarded and stand to net me a cool 9p.

Will update when the results are in.....
QUINCY CREW DID NOT DISAPPOINT!

Thrown my cash into the table tennis now.
Another win. More ping pong is up next.......
The winning streak continues.

I've gone with the same sport again. Will I get to 56p?

Find out later.
2p. IN. THE. BAG.

Let's continue this story later.
TENNIS!

It doesn't get much better than this.

Come on 2p......
And still it comes rolling in.....
COME ON KOREAN BASEBALL'S LOTTE GIANTS.

You're going to crack the big 60p. I can feel it....
Lotte Giants. Dependable as always.
HUGE NEWS.

Massive, massive jump here.

Thought I was putting the money on at about 1/10 or something. The odds jumped at the last second sending the cashpot shooting up by 34p. What a turn up!!
Come on Ninjas in Pyjamas!

(Not literally)
YUUUUUURRRRSSS!!!

We'll resume tomorrow.

*Credits roll*
Morning.

You join us back at the tennis pitch where the tennis men are hitting a ball back and forwards with their wee bats. Lots of pressure on Yuri Shichko currently as news reaches him of serious cash entering the betting market backing him.

Can he hold his nerve?
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