Whole thing is just is FULL of gems, but my favorite’s gotta be this:
“Both days, I added ½ cup of Clorox to my bathwater to combat the radiation and metals in my system and oxygenate it.” https://thepuristonline.com/2020/04/the-cuomos-corona-protocol-week-3/

DON’T EVER BELIEVE RICH PEOPLE ARE SMARTER THAN YOU JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE RICH.

This is the part where my brain broke