I’ve formed a friendship with a crow over the last weeks. We’ve been aware of each other for months, however. Usually I give it off-cut meat. Today he’s getting wieners rejected by my children.
It’s this thing we do together.

Here’s a nice raptor action shot. That’s how you sneak up on your next victim - NoFrills wieners.

Unless anyone has a very good contrary suggestion, I’ve decided to name my crow Werner.

Werner video.