I don’t wanna start a war but aren’t biryani and jollof basically the same?
The context of this is that pizzas are basically hot half sandwiches.
And like butter is just milk. But we don’t put milk in our toast. Because that would be weird.
Ketchup with chips is ok but ketchup with crisps is not??
Toast is just bread that we bake again.
Isn’t a spring roll just a fried wrap?
And samosas are weirdly shaped crispy dumplings.
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