Obviously it's got positive intent but starting to find our 8pm Communal Clapping Ritual lowkey dystopian.

A nearby church rang its bells today and it felt apocalyptic like The Purge was being ushered in

Dear Diary,

Tonight we performed the Sacred Clapping Ritual for our carers. The Almighty Government says if we clap hard enough, it makes up for not giving them adequate PPE.

It is strange to hear so many hands clapping when you haven't seen a crowd in 34 years...