Pancakers of the Internet, we present to you a complete list of items available for delivery or pick-up on http://IHOP.com .

The IHOP Menu Twitter Thread (1/54)

Original Buttermilk Pancakes. We get it, you can make these at home. But not like this. (2/54)

Italian Cannoli Pancakes. Yes, a rolled pancake qualifies as a cannoli shell. Life’s what you make it. (3/54)

Mexican Tres Leches Pancakes. Sorry, you cannot customize the number of leches. (4/54)

Cupcake Pancakes. Like a cupcake minus the debate on how to eat it. (5/54)

New York Cheesecake Pancakes. There’s pieces of cheesecake in these pancakes. (6/54)

Rooty Tooty Fresh ‘N Fruity pancakes. Time for a history lesson, Gen Z. (7/54)

Double Blueberry Pancakes. We took the expected number of blueberries and then doubled it. And that’s just how we do things around here. (8/54)

Create Your Pancake Combo. Now you can get creative (in the clear lines we provide for you). (9/54)

Sirloin Tips & Eggs. Careful standing this sirloin upright, because it tips. (10/54)

Breakfast Sampler. The funny thing about samplers is, you rarely just sample it. (11/54)

Split Decision Breakfast. We made this for indecisive people. And if you can’t decide if that’s you, then you’re who we made this for. (12/54)

Country Fried Steak & Eggs. You’re telling me a country fried this steak? (13/54)

The 2x2x2 Breakfast Combo. You don’t have to be good at math, just good at eating. (14/54)

Quick 2-Egg Breakfast. Guess it could be quicker if we made it one egg… (15/54)

Chicken & Pancakes. Buttermilk crispy chicken with buttermilk pancakes. Now let's take a moment to reflect on how far humankind has come. (16/54)

The Spicy Poblano Omelette. Great if you like spicy food. Less great if you don’t. (17/54)

Big Steak Omelette. The steaks aren’t high, they’re big. (18/54)

Chicken Fajita Omelette. It’s like the egg is the tortilla. A tortegga. (19/54)

Colorado Omelette. The unofficial omelette of the Rocky Mountains. As of now. We just decided. (20/54)

Bacon Temptation Omelette. In case you’re wondering. Bacon won the temptation. (21/54)

Build Your Own Omelette. Then, build your own relevant joke. (22/54)

Original French Toast Combo. A little unknown fact: a toaster is not used in the making of this toast. (23/54)

Chicken & Waffles. We’re a breakfast joint. Of course we have this. (24/54)

Belgian Waffles. It was either this or brussel sprouts. I think we chose right. (Note to self: check if brussel sprouts come from Belgium). (25/54)

Hash Browns. These potatoes don’t work out, but they are shredded. (26/54)

Buttered Toast. Not sure if toast should come any other way. (27/54)

Hickory-Smoked Bacon Strips. Advice: In an important meeting, always be bacon, never be bac-off. (28/54)

Pork Sausage Links. Full name: Pork Sausage Lincolns. (29/54)

French Fries. We wouldn’t be international without ‘em. (30/54)

The Classic Ultimate Steakburgers. *Waits for IHOb joke* (31/54)

The Classic with Bacon. It’s practically a breakfast option now. (32/54)

Mega Monster. Nice once you get to know it. (33/54)

Philly Cheese Steak Stacker. “Cheese steak” should be one word, but we make it two. Spelling and grammar rools don’t apply two us, (34/54)

Double BLT. Or you can refer to it as the BBLLTT. (35/54)

Original Chicken Sandwich. And although we make lots of them, you’re definitely getting the original one. Not a copy. (36/54)

Crispy Fish & Chips. In this case, chips are fries. While we refer to them as fries everywhere else on the menu. We’re sticking to chips on this one. (37/54)

Buttered corn. A safe and unexpected choice. (38/54)

Red Skin Mashed Potatoes. Let’s take a moment and thank potatoes for all they do for our menu. (39/54)

55+ Rise ‘N Shine. We made this for the sun. Please help us get it there. (40/54)

International House Roast® Coffee. That’s not trouble brewing. It’s International House Roast® Coffee. (41/54)

Hot Chocolate. Important note: It becomes less hot the longer you take to drink it. (42/54)

100% Premium Orange Juice. For a moment, we thought about 99%, then we said, “naw, let’s go full 100.” (43/54)

Apple Juice. Not found on the app store. (44/54)

2% Milk. Cow do they do it? (45/54)

Premium Loose Leaf Hot Tea. To enjoy with fish & chips. (46/54)

Fresh Brewed Cold Tea. Ok, we got to be nearing the end of this menu… (47/54)

Lemonade. If a fruit drink was an adhesive bandage. Lol, not really but that would be tight. (48/54)

Fountain Drinks. You’re just gonna have to trust us that it came from a fountain. (49/54)

Silver 5. Despite the name, they are standard pancake color. (50/54)

Jr. Cupcake Pancake Combo. Weather forecast calls for a little sprinkle! (there are sprinkles on the pancake. This will make more sense once you see it). (51/54)

Jr. Chicken and Waffles. Sweet and Savory on a smaller scale, so more like... ˢʷᵉᵉᵗ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵃᵛᵒʳʸ (52/54)

Jr. Cheeseburger. Great for kids, and anyone named Junior. (53/54)

Jr. Chicken Strip Dinner. Chicken, corn and ranch. The great American trifecta. (54/54)