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What your favorite SDC character says about you: a thread
Liking Jotaro the most means you’re one of two people. You’re either a dudebro who got into JoJo solely for the memes and probably laugh at character deaths, or you’re extremely horny and think he’s got mad bisexual energy. Either way, you’re generic af.
Liking Joseph the most means makes you either a big Battle Tendency stan who can’t move on or you’re into dilfs. You commonly neglect that Hermit Purple is the lamest main stand.
People who like Kakyoin either kin him or are nothing like him. You lose your shit constantly over Kakyoin, be it yet another mischaracterization or him being shipped with someone you don’t like. You neglect canon constantly and have more AUs than you do friends.
Liking Polnareff means you’re a quirky introvert guaranteed. You definitely ship Avpol and say you kin Polnareff when you’re probably twice as smart as he is. If you’re asked about part 5 Polnareff you pretend he doesn’t exist.
Liking Avdol is in a similar vein as the Polnareff lover. The only difference is you’re infinitely less horny than them. You make fanart of him constantly but draw him with his hair down since “hair knots are hard.”
Iggy fans aren’t real, but if they were, they’d probably be furries or closeted furries. Liking Polnareff is a guarantee if you like Iggy, and hearing “Iggy, get out of there! He’s still alive!” triggers your fight or flight response.
If you like Dio, you’re like the Jotaro fan. You’re either an insufferable dudebro or a horny bastard. The only difference is that it’s twice as bad. Like, what’s worse: laughing at kono Dio da or hornyposting about his vampire cock?
If you like Holly you’re definitely into moms. Or maybe you’re just horny for anime women in general. Either way, you’re in it for the tits but say “nooo she’s such a sweet woman!!” to cover your facade.
Hol Horse fans are horny. No two ways about it. You’re into blonde himbos and have the most chaotic twitter accounts. You block all minors by default, even without getting to know them.
If you like any minor villain, you probably selfship. You say you’re the “ceo” of that character, which is true because you’re one of 2 people who likes them.
Also don’t get too offended by this I’m just in it for the shits and giggles
