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lunch club has older brother vibes - A THREAD!
schl*tt: pretends to hate you but will snitch if you say you hate him, empty threats that are always either really obscure or that he& #39;ll kill you, helps you with your homework but ends up just doing it for you (purposefully gets easy questions very wrong so that you look dumb)
coop*r: not really aggressive but if his hair is touched he& #39;s willing to punch you, would shoot a water gun at your crotch at random times to make it look like you pissed yourself, wins at too many games but when he loses he is the Sorest Loser
tr*vis: naps across the whole couch when you& #39;re trying to sit down and watch tv, texts+facetimes when you& #39;re literally in the same room not even 10 feet apart, weirdly good at video games and will be pissy if you fuck around with his save files
n*ah: speaks in big words that you don& #39;t understand as a power move but you& #39;re not really sure he knows what they mean either half the time, will wake you up in the morning my slapping you in the face with your own pillow, threats that are all Thoroughly obscure and you don& #39;t get
c*rson: would hold cereal boxes and remotes above his head where you can& #39;t reach, ready to tell you to shut the fuck up but would snitch if you said "shit", won& #39;t help with your homework but ready to be as stupid as needed to make you laugh if you& #39;re stressed
ch*rlie: The Embarrassing One, would call you childhood nicknames in front of your friends and tell really bad dad jokes to make them cringe, sings way too loudly in the shower, can and will fuck with your save files in games but also always willing to play co-op with you
t*d: always takes control of the radio/aux cord in the car, always willing to cook something if you& #39;re hungry, once (with artist-like percision) replaced all the cream in a pack of oreo with toothpaste and made you lose a bet that would mean you had to eat the whole pack of oreos
