Welcome to the 500-follower-endorsed Maidens' Roast of Gaul of the Imran Sept of the Shaarad Aiel. We will be tweet-roasting him on the hour (ish). Feel free to join in on the jabbing (with insults, not spears). #RoastGaul #AielHumor

#TwitterofTime has at least 3 Gauls. This is because when dancing the spears it would take 3 Gauls to fight as well as one Maiden. #RoastGaul #AielHumor

Wetlanders seem to find it humorous to insult someone’s mother. We think this would be very dishonorable. Gaul’s mother has much ji for enduring the arduous task of raising him. #RoastGaul #AielHumor

Aes Sedai have secret titles for the heads of each Ajah. Many do not know the Aiel do this too for their warrior societies. As leader of the Stone Dogs, Gaul is known as the “Fluffy Puppy.” #RoastGaul #AielHumor

Gaul is so unattractive to the eye, his enemies will not even strip him when he is made gai’shain. #RoastGaul #AielHumor