ATTENTION EMO TWITTER I THINK I HAVE SOLVED THE REDDIT WARPED TOUR MYSTERY
ok so this is the drummer from Mighty Mongo
checklist
- played Warped Tour in 2012, 2013, and 2014
- just turned 31 a few months ago
- girlfriend since 2017 which isn’t a stretch to call 2 years

- idk anything about his girlfriend cause she’s on private (https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Eyes">) so not sure if she moved or if she’s 25

- the reddit username was throwaway893428
- a lot of people use their area code when they need random numbers and 893 backwards is 398 which is the area code for St. Petersburg Florida
- St. Petersburg Florida is WHERE THE BAND IS FROM

- the number thing might be too deep but you have to admit that would be a wild coincidence
- from reading his insta posts, drummer and reddit guy both use like super correct grammar and are pretty articulate

I might just be losing it cause I stayed up all night BUT COME ON

whoops haven’t slept forgot to add they FORMED IN 2009

I’m dumb as fuck part 2: 398 is not the area code just the first 3 numbers of their bands phone number on Facebook there’s a picture of it in this thread