Miles on the pussy is the wildest shit ever.
I guess suckin dick is public transport so you don’t go over your miles.
What’s anal? Do you have bootymiles? Is that like Uber?
“Man I really want to fuck but I’m trending up on my pussymiles so I’m gonna suck his dick”
IF YOUR PUSSY HAS MILES DOES THAT MAKE YOUR PERIOD AN OIL CHANGE???
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