This kid is about to get LAUNCHED into that grass
That inflatable barrier isn’t going to save u
This is the childhood equivalent of Jesus walking on water
Bc I promise u it’s not physically possible to do it without an actual miracle
Do you ever *feel* your ankle twisting and friction burns forming on your skin just by looking at a picture?
These photos brought to you by: I was looking for a picture of a slip n slide to send to my friends and I got carried away
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