So we're doing fortnight-on fortnight-off drinking, mainly to stop a complete physical collapse during the lock-down.

It is a terrible mistake. I do not recommend it. Just drink all the time. But it has allowed me to discover my two main at-home drinking weak spots: The first is a glass of wine while cooking. The second is a gin and tonic while writing in the garden.

It is an actual crime, a terrible biblical injustice, that these things are not currently available to me.