“Touya nii..” Shoto said in despair after his wig flew off. “I’ve always wanted to tell you but-“
“It’s okay Sho.” Dabi said as he also took his wig off. “I understand, and we are brothers, so I would never judge your dumbass.”
“But-“ Dabi cut him off by slapping his bald head.

“Shut up, big dummy.” Dabi said as he patted the spot he plus ultra smacked.

“Hey Todoroki kun!!” Deku ran towards him, somehow not noticing that one of the most dangerous villain is besides his friend while they’re both bald. “I just wanted to say-“ The wind came. Oh the horrible wind. Izuku forgot to glue down his wig this morning.

“Uh-uh I can expla-“ Right at that moment, he realized that not only Dabi was right next to Shoto, they were both bald.

“It’s okay, we accept you.” Shoto said as he slowly walked towards him. “I accept you too.” Another voice said, it was Kacchan! “We all do!” Uraraka said as she walked with so many bald people, they all had a bright smile on their face with a shiny bald head.

Also, it turned out that when Shotos wig flew off, it covered a villains eyes long enough for the police to arrest them. Everyone started fighting with wigs after this incident and it became known as My Wigged Academia. The end.