In honor of William Shakespeare's birthday*, I give you:
Shakespeare's plays as John Mulaney quotes
*being really bored on a Thursday
The Two Gentlemen of Verona
Twelfth Night
(honestly choose whoever you like as the speaker for this one)
Merchant of Venice
(Am I gonna do all 37 plays, you ask? Oh god I dunno maybe.)
Twitter asking me if I'm ever going to read All's Well That Ends Well, Pericles, Timon of Athens, or Cymbeline
Othello: Is my wife loyal to me?
Iago:
Comedy of Errors, Act 3 Scene 2
The Merry Wives of Windsor, in which all the wives chat about Falstaff
Henry IV, or at least the Henry IV/Prince Hal dynamic
And, lastly*, Henry VIII
*if I missed a play don't you dare tell me
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