Idk about now but back in the day Nigerian schools were FILLED with traumatized, mentally ill people who would resort to violence for ANYTHING.

Noise? Cane
Fail test? Cane
Haven't paid school fees? Cane
Late coming? cane
Uniform tear? Cane
Didn't buy Cane? Cane
Your parents didn't attend PTA? Cane
Your seniors failed WAEC? Cane
No money for excursion? Cane
No money for end of year party? CANE

Just Niggas looking to unload their aggression on kids ON A DAILY BASIS.
Oh, Girls had it BAD.

They used to give hairstyles every Friday.

Come on Monday with wrong hairstyle? cane
Shuku instead of Patewo? Cane
Not wearing Curtina? cane (and you'd walk barefoot for the rest of the day)
Skirt at your knee or slightly above? Cane (and they'd tear your skirt).
For girls, it wasn't enough to just Whup your ass. The teachers would whup your ass and do everything to humiliate you in front of everyone.

It ALWAYS felt like they got a rush from the humiliation
Nah. Nigerian Teachers were Monsters (again, I can only speak for my time).

I no get New General maths? Cane.
But my friend Ikenna has and he's willing to share with me. Story.

You give a wrong answer in class. Cane.
Ahan. But Aunty I'm here so you can teach me t...MORE CANE
Principal caught me reading a love letter.

Cane.

But she's actually using this avenue to improve her informal letter writing skills sir, it do usually come out in WAEC.

More cane. Made me kneel down at the balcony for maximum humiliation.
NA WA
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