The year 2037
“Influenza, come inside you have to finish your college applications if you don’t get accepted into any schools here I’m sending you back to live on earth with your father”

“Mommmmm, Stop being such a Narc!!! I’m smoking Martian mud with Fibromyalgia Germanotta she’s only here for the weekend”

[sigh] “So dumb just like her father unlike you Ah-Choo you’re smart just like me”

“You’re the best mom ever!!! Unrelated, do you have 40 bitcoins I can borrow?”

“I just gave you another 40 yesterday. Ah choo, I’m starting to worry about your spending habits”

“Oh it’s ok if you can’t afford it I’ll just ask dad to transfer me the bitcoin”

“Bring me my purse my favorite girl gets whatever she wants”