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My cousin decided to move in with his baby mama...
This would not be a bad thing if she didn& #39;t stay at her parents place.
Now any dude with even a bit of sense knows how much of a terrible idea this is.
No not my cousin.
This would not be a bad thing if she didn& #39;t stay at her parents place.
Now any dude with even a bit of sense knows how much of a terrible idea this is.
No not my cousin.
His older brother told him this was a bad idea... I& #39;m pretty sure his friends did too.
I obviously did not because I need Twitter content for when it goes to absolute shit.
We are at that point ladies and gentlemen
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I obviously did not because I need Twitter content for when it goes to absolute shit.
We are at that point ladies and gentlemen
Some background info about my cousin.
The man loves hoes... Would risk it all for a hoe.
Now factor staying e backroom at your "in laws" into a girlfriend who works night shift and unending love of hoes and you have yourself a thread worthy situation.
The man loves hoes... Would risk it all for a hoe.
Now factor staying e backroom at your "in laws" into a girlfriend who works night shift and unending love of hoes and you have yourself a thread worthy situation.
Now I am not a bad person for reporting on this situation.
I am just as bored as you are.
So let& #39;s not judge each other here.
I am just as bored as you are.
So let& #39;s not judge each other here.
Some weeks ago this dude owed me money... And on the day he had promised to pay he sends me this text
I didn& #39;t ask why his woman was trying to kill him
I& #39;ve met her and she looks crazy so I just wrote it off as crazy woman trying to kill him.
I didn& #39;t ask why his woman was trying to kill him
I& #39;ve met her and she looks crazy so I just wrote it off as crazy woman trying to kill him.
So yesterday my sister asked me to take her to get some essentials
This is obviously time to catch up and spill family tea... I& #39;m a bit of an estranged child at home so she always has to update me
Mid catch up my cousins name comes up.
She asks if he contacted me...
This is obviously time to catch up and spill family tea... I& #39;m a bit of an estranged child at home so she always has to update me
Mid catch up my cousins name comes up.
She asks if he contacted me...
Yeah dude has been sending me "Bafo" texts on whatsapp... I generally ignore whatsapps so I hadn& #39;t spoken to him.
So dude wants to borrow money
It& #39;s a huge sum... So I& #39;m like why so much?
He needs to move out
At this point I knew I had hit Twitter thread gold!!!.
So dude wants to borrow money
It& #39;s a huge sum... So I& #39;m like why so much?
He needs to move out
At this point I knew I had hit Twitter thread gold!!!.
So some weeks ago my cousin Tru to his nature came home drunk with some hoe
This wouldn& #39;t have been a problem if he had not overslept and/or his girlfriend hadn& #39;t come home early
It& #39;s unclear what really happened.
This wouldn& #39;t have been a problem if he had not overslept and/or his girlfriend hadn& #39;t come home early
It& #39;s unclear what really happened.
True to her nature.. Crazy girlfriend decided to go get the biggest knife she could find in the kitchen
Inadvertently waking up the in laws or they were already awake and they are the ones who told on him... A lot is fuzzy
But a lot of stabbing happened after that. A lot.
Inadvertently waking up the in laws or they were already awake and they are the ones who told on him... A lot is fuzzy
But a lot of stabbing happened after that. A lot.
At the worst end of the stabbing is the young lady who in my opinion is innocent in all of this.
My cousin who seems to think was being killed got away with a few stitches
The lady in question is or was hospitalized... I really need my sister to follow up on this.
My cousin who seems to think was being killed got away with a few stitches
The lady in question is or was hospitalized... I really need my sister to follow up on this.
Now back to current events
This situation seems to have changed the dynamics at their "home"
Obviously the in laws are taking the daughters side
I am not sure how it happened but he had to beat up her dad.
I can& #39;t imagine this made things any better.
This situation seems to have changed the dynamics at their "home"
Obviously the in laws are taking the daughters side
I am not sure how it happened but he had to beat up her dad.
I can& #39;t imagine this made things any better.
He is accusing the parents of spying on him and telling his girlfriend that he has a hoe over
Which would explain why she came back from work early ready to stab a bitch.
Which would explain why she came back from work early ready to stab a bitch.
The girlfriend obviously also took her parents side
She moved back into the house.
Now imagine how awkward this situation is
To make matters worse she is the bread winner for the past 3 months
She moved back into the house.
Now imagine how awkward this situation is
To make matters worse she is the bread winner for the past 3 months
Any reasonable person would have apologized and tried to fix things right?
Right!!
Not my cousin!! Instead he went out and got himself ANOTHER HOE!!!
Right!!
Not my cousin!! Instead he went out and got himself ANOTHER HOE!!!
I generally never advocate for violence
Which is a strange stance as a full blooded Zulu men but... Man....
The family decided they had had enough of this nigga
They ganged up on his ass and beat the shit out of him!!!
Which is a strange stance as a full blooded Zulu men but... Man....
The family decided they had had enough of this nigga
They ganged up on his ass and beat the shit out of him!!!
I have always seen shit like this on Jerry Springer and maybe it& #39;s potentially coming to Uyajola 99
But if you told me in 2020 during lockdown it would happen to my cousin and I would get to write a thread about it I would not have believed you.
But if you told me in 2020 during lockdown it would happen to my cousin and I would get to write a thread about it I would not have believed you.
The current situation is he hates that family and he is staying at one of his friends place but needs to find his own place soon
Hence the large sum of money needed.
The end.
Hence the large sum of money needed.
The end.
