WHEN YOU REALISE VISCOUNTESS @voicedimplosive HAS POSTED A NEW FIC

DANDELION : http://archiveofourown.org/works/23792221 

"The man mowing his lawn—giant, really, a massive wildebeast of a human"

There’s 𝕙𝕖𝕗𝕥 to him, to his form—
ⁿᵒᵗ ᶠˡᵃᵇ
just… BULK

when @voicedimplosive describes Ben's python arms... SUDDENLY I'M A HERPETOLOGIST???

yes i'm fully horny on main WHAT ABOUT IT

Ben Solo the "handsome yeti" like if u can find me a yeti like that in the wild, I will mail myself to Beijing and use my 6th-grade mandarin and ask the government for funding MYSELF, it is my mission now

@voicedimplosive vs. the floor, where the floor is bad writing

"just to tell a story i had fun coming up with."

alright that's quite enough stanning for one night, bye