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The elite cleaning products. A thread:
THE QUEEN. The range. The reach. The work ethic. Untouchable.
This cleans EVERYTHING. Every stain will be vanquished. Your oven will gleam.
Erases marks and stains like Kanye erased his blackness
Especially amazing for bathrooms where ventilation may be an issue but is just an all round gem product to have on hand
A silent yet prolific queen
Combined with our beloved Zoflora for wooden floors? Unbeatable
The girls wish they could keep up with this versatile and elegant trendsetter
A daily underrated staple (don't mind what it says on the bottle though. Your ass should still be scrubbing)
Unblocks stubborn drains. Follow with a dash of our resident GOAT Zoflora and you will not regret
Because sometimes you cannot just be dashing bleach everywhere. Sometimes targeted cleaning
The original don. This is the foam cleaner though. Absolutely flawless. Top notch shine. 12/10
All Method products are excellent but this? *chefs kiss* Perfection
Steam mops. Your life will change. A bit of Zoflora in the water? Your house will be smelling like a meadow and your floors will be shining like the diamonds in Rihanna's ears
Toilets need love, too. More love than most other places in fact
I repeat: love your toilets. Nurture them. They endure so much.
Washing machines do what? LIVE LONGER WITH CALGON
This is another little gem for washing machines. Especially if you live in an area of hard water
Shining, shining, shining, shining, yeah
Those who know, simply know
*wipes tear* RIP my cordless Dyson. It is being replaced. A cordless vacuum will transform your life. Get an extra powerful one if you have to deal with pet hair
Spider season is about to be upon us and you can't go wrong with a good, long-reaching feather duster
This is another lowkey g. Usually used to prep walla for painting but also slaps as a way to clean and refresh painted walls - read instructions carefully!
I CAN SHOUT. This hardworking bitch cleans almost everything. If you can't find Barkeepers Friend, this is also amazing
I'm not done
Back at it again with the washing machine products. She doesn't make a fuss but my good sis works hard
Your fabrics will thank you. The pre-treat GAWD.
Some of you drink red wine over light coloured carpets. Buy this. *Tip* use tonic water immediately on the stain to lift it out of the carpet and finish up with this
An anti-bacterial goddess. Throw away those germ-ridden cloths and find deliverance right here
Dettol is, has been and always will be THAT BITCH
Since we are all at home and you are filling your computer keyboards with crumbs, make sure you have one of these on hand
What is this, you ask? A HANDHELD STEAM CLEANER is what it is. Revolutionise your life and your house
Droplet free and fine as hell
PUT SOME RESPECT ON THIS QUEEN'S NAME
Honorary mention. Because some of you will be wielding all of the above and then wonder why your palms can remove the hard skin on your feet. Use gloves.
Viakal. Eats through limescale like we have eaten our lockdown snacks
