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1. When one’s goat get missing, the aroma of a neighbour’s soup get suspicious
2. Never open the door for an Armed Robber, let them break it, it’s part of their job
1. When one’s goat get missing, the aroma of a neighbour’s soup get suspicious
2. Never open the door for an Armed Robber, let them break it, it’s part of their job
3. One Man’s food is every other man’s food, just because one idiot refuses to eat it doesn’t make it poison
4. A woman’s greatest perfume is the fragrance of her man’s success
5. The chief who doesn’t know what to say says that his friend has said what he would have said
4. A woman’s greatest perfume is the fragrance of her man’s success
5. The chief who doesn’t know what to say says that his friend has said what he would have said
6. No matter how rich you are, you cannot pay for your sins
7. It requires wisdom to understand wisdom; the music is nothing if the audience is deaf
7. It requires wisdom to understand wisdom; the music is nothing if the audience is deaf
8. Be careful about the rumours you hear about a lady, it either comes from a man who can’t have her or a lady who can’t compete with her
9. No matter how dark the room is, a man will always find his way to the woman’s breast
9. No matter how dark the room is, a man will always find his way to the woman’s breast
10. Just because you met them at the church doesn’t mean they’re the one, Demons go to church too
11. Kindness is like butter, it works best when you spread it around
12. Sometimes you have to play the role of a fool to fool the fools who thinks they are fooling you.
11. Kindness is like butter, it works best when you spread it around
12. Sometimes you have to play the role of a fool to fool the fools who thinks they are fooling you.
13. Fake hair, fake nails, fake eyelashes, artificial face and sometimes fake behaviour, yet a woman will say she needs a real man
14. If you have a mum, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been
14. If you have a mum, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been
15. Give them a chair if they can’t stand your Succes
16. A wise person knows that there is something to be learned from everyone
17. A girl may never get married if she waits for the “PERFECT MAN.”
18. The death of a lion cannot be announced by a goat
16. A wise person knows that there is something to be learned from everyone
17. A girl may never get married if she waits for the “PERFECT MAN.”
18. The death of a lion cannot be announced by a goat
19. Having a female as a best friend is like having chicken for a pet, you will eat it someday
20. A man who hangs around a beautiful girl without saying a word ends up fetching water for guest at her wedding
20. A man who hangs around a beautiful girl without saying a word ends up fetching water for guest at her wedding
21. Whoever presents his own head to break coconut would not be able to partake in the eating of it
22. The Cow in a hurry to go to America will come back as corned beef
23. When a girl has beauty without brains, the private part suffers the most
22. The Cow in a hurry to go to America will come back as corned beef
23. When a girl has beauty without brains, the private part suffers the most
24. Girls are like mangoes, once you are waiting for them to ripe, others are eating them with salt
25. He who always thinks the soup is too much for the eba cannot handle greatness
26. It is only a child that doesn’t know the va9ina of the cow is meat
25. He who always thinks the soup is too much for the eba cannot handle greatness
26. It is only a child that doesn’t know the va9ina of the cow is meat
27. If Something that was going to chop off your head only knock off your cap, you should be grateful
28. When a goat laughs upon hearing that the lion is around one needs to find out what kind of grass it has been eating
28. When a goat laughs upon hearing that the lion is around one needs to find out what kind of grass it has been eating
29. The Plaintain that refuses to ripen because it doesn’t want to be fried will be used for plantain chips
30. A man who counts his money after withdrawing from the ATM has trust issues
31.He that is looking for the expiry date on agege bread is not worthy of being called hungry
30. A man who counts his money after withdrawing from the ATM has trust issues
31.He that is looking for the expiry date on agege bread is not worthy of being called hungry
32.The Little Opportunity given to a monkey does not guarantee it to join the dinning table
33.Once a Girl stops taking pictures and you don’t see her online, just know she is pregnant
34.A man who swallows a whole coconut has complete faith in his anus
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33.Once a Girl stops taking pictures and you don’t see her online, just know she is pregnant
34.A man who swallows a whole coconut has complete faith in his anus
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