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SHINee as Buzzfeed Unsolved quotes; a thread
Taemin: but I think - if you& #39;re gonna kill a bunch of people - you might as well... Have some fun with it
Jonghyun: oh he "discovered" it alright just - to be fair - fuck Christopher Columbus
Minho: (Wheeze)
Minho: (Wheeze)
Taemin: we& #39;re here for the cult stuff! We saw the add on Craigslist
Key: Hey look, steal from the rich, do it
Onew: few teens out there probably smoking some funny cigarretes
Jonghyun: you can say weed. It& #39;s 2018
Onew: some grass
Jonghyun: you can say weed. It& #39;s 2018
Onew: some grass
Jonghyun: fuck that demon he& #39;s whitewashing the history of this house. He& #39;s exactly what& #39;s wrong with Hollywood.
Key: I felt nothing down there. But I feel nothing anywhere we go, so.
*Talking about Mothman*
Onew: The sky beast!
Key: sky beast? You just literally put together the two things it& #39;s...
Onew: moon monster!
Key: That& #39;s pretty dumb
Onew: the cloud fiend
Key: no
Onew: The sky beast!
Key: sky beast? You just literally put together the two things it& #39;s...
Onew: moon monster!
Key: That& #39;s pretty dumb
Onew: the cloud fiend
Key: no
Onew, inaudibly: Help
Taemin: Hey there, demons, it& #39;s me, ya boy
Minho: I was - I was doing some heteronormative bullshit!
Jonghyun: you were. Unbelievable
Minho: I apologize
Jonghyun: you were. Unbelievable
Minho: I apologize
Jonghyun: doesn& #39;t matter - no one& #39;s ghost-proof
Taemin: I& #39;m ghost-proof
Jonghyun: you& #39;re not ghost-proof. You& #39;re just an idiot that refuses to see proof
Taemin: I& #39;m ghost-proof babyyyyy
Jonghyun: nah you& #39;re not
Taemin: I& #39;m ghost-proof
Jonghyun: you& #39;re not ghost-proof. You& #39;re just an idiot that refuses to see proof
Taemin: I& #39;m ghost-proof babyyyyy
Jonghyun: nah you& #39;re not
Minho: I& #39;ll be a ghost cop
Jonghyun: yeah, that& #39;s actually pretty badass
Minho: Choi Minho,
Both: GHOST COP
Jonghyun: yeah, that& #39;s actually pretty badass
Minho: Choi Minho,
Both: GHOST COP
Key: I did meet some of the most insufferable people. But, they also met me.
Jonghyun, whipping out a water gun with holy water: Don& #39;t try it demon!
Minho: I& #39;ve connected the two dots!
Onew: You didn& #39;t connect shit.
Minho: I& #39;ve connected them!
Onew: You didn& #39;t connect shit.
Minho: I& #39;ve connected them!
Onew: This is the worst. This is the worst.
Meanwhile, Taemin: Yeah I& #39;ve been brokenhearted, blue since the day we parted~
Meanwhile, Taemin: Yeah I& #39;ve been brokenhearted, blue since the day we parted~
Key: If you slit my throat tonight, I& #39;m gonna have a hard time forgiving ya for that.
Minho: Will you haunt me for the rest fo my life?
Key: No cause I& #39;ll be dead,
Minho: Well then-
Key: Ghosts aren& #39;t real.
Minho: Oh, Ok... Fair enough
Minho: Will you haunt me for the rest fo my life?
Key: No cause I& #39;ll be dead,
Minho: Well then-
Key: Ghosts aren& #39;t real.
Minho: Oh, Ok... Fair enough
Jjong, about Minho: Don& #39;t be scared by my long legged friend.
Jonghyun: Things get lost.
Onew: That& #39;s 6 heads! That& #39;s so many heads! How do you lose that many heads?
Jonghyun: I... Government, man...
Onew: That& #39;s 6 heads! That& #39;s so many heads! How do you lose that many heads?
Jonghyun: I... Government, man...
Minho: You wanna lay on the pentagram?
Taemin, lying on the pentagram: Here we go! Rock and roll buckaroo!
Taemin, lying on the pentagram: Here we go! Rock and roll buckaroo!
Bc BU won& #39;t be returning for a while I thought I should post this thread that& #39;s been sitting in my drafts for a while as now I miss both SHINee AND the ghoul boys, hope you enjoyed 
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