SHINee as Buzzfeed Unsolved quotes; a thread

Taemin: but I think - if you're gonna kill a bunch of people - you might as well... Have some fun with it

Jonghyun: oh he "discovered" it alright just - to be fair - fuck Christopher Columbus

Minho: (Wheeze)

Taemin: we're here for the cult stuff! We saw the add on Craigslist

Key: Hey look, steal from the rich, do it

Onew: few teens out there probably smoking some funny cigarretes

Jonghyun: you can say weed. It's 2018

Onew: some grass

Jonghyun: fuck that demon he's whitewashing the history of this house. He's exactly what's wrong with Hollywood.

Key: I felt nothing down there. But I feel nothing anywhere we go, so.

*Talking about Mothman*

Onew: The sky beast!

Key: sky beast? You just literally put together the two things it's...

Onew: moon monster!

Key: That's pretty dumb

Onew: the cloud fiend

Key: no

Jonghyun: don't jump to conclusions

Minho: I'm jumping, I've jumped, I've landed

Onew, inaudibly: Help

Taemin: Hey there, demons, it's me, ya boy

Minho: I was - I was doing some heteronormative bullshit!

Jonghyun: you were. Unbelievable

Minho: I apologize

Jonghyun: doesn't matter - no one's ghost-proof

Taemin: I'm ghost-proof

Jonghyun: you're not ghost-proof. You're just an idiot that refuses to see proof

Taemin: I'm ghost-proof babyyyyy

Jonghyun: nah you're not

Minho: I'll be a ghost cop

Jonghyun: yeah, that's actually pretty badass

Minho: Choi Minho,

Both: GHOST COP

Key: I did meet some of the most insufferable people. But, they also met me.

Taemin: Goatman I'm dancing on your bridge! It's my bridge now!

Jonghyun, whipping out a water gun with holy water: Don't try it demon!

Minho: I've connected the two dots!

Onew: You didn't connect shit.

Minho: I've connected them!

Onew: This is the worst. This is the worst.

Meanwhile, Taemin: Yeah I've been brokenhearted, blue since the day we parted~

Key: If you slit my throat tonight, I'm gonna have a hard time forgiving ya for that.

Minho: Will you haunt me for the rest fo my life?

Key: No cause I'll be dead,

Minho: Well then-

Key: Ghosts aren't real.

Minho: Oh, Ok... Fair enough

Jjong, about Minho: Don't be scared by my long legged friend.

Jonghyun: Things get lost.

Onew: That's 6 heads! That's so many heads! How do you lose that many heads?

Jonghyun: I... Government, man...

Minho: You wanna lay on the pentagram?

Taemin, lying on the pentagram: Here we go! Rock and roll buckaroo!

Bc BU won't be returning for a while I thought I should post this thread that's been sitting in my drafts for a while as now I miss both SHINee AND the ghoul boys, hope you enjoyed