happy 2:43 a.m. Thursday.

just took my dog out for a late night (early morning?) pee and poop
I normally sleep from 3:30 a.m. to 11:30 a.m. these days, except for Thursdays. On Thursdays, I am awakened—like clockwork, every single Thursday—at 7:00 a.m. by a fucking lawnmower, leaf blower, and weed whacker used by the landscapers right outside my bedroom window.
So for today, I am expecting to sleep from about 3:30 a.m. to 7:00 a.m., and then I will fall back asleep at around 7:40 a.m. before reawakening at 12:30 or 1:00 p.m.
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