Ukulala nomjita is an extreme sport 🥺🥺 (Thread).
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I'm writing this out of shock & disbelief. This is because I wasnt expecting none of it. At least not from this guy. To hide his identity we will call him Siya. Ya'll know how much I love that name 😂. Let's get into it.
Last night I was with my watchumacallit. Been at his place since Tuesday. I bought some goodies to nibble on from Woolies. Chips, muffins, tarts, nezinye nezinye. Hai ke kwamnandi. Little did I know that it would turn to "Ndizokunyisa msoon wakho" 🥺😭
It was all good. Sex great especially since I know his BF is in JHB for the lockdown.....until last night.
"The stage is yours"
Finally I get to share these news. I'm working on my first recording album. It will come out before December. We have booked a recording studio & my producers are amazing 😭. I cant wait for you guys to hear. I hope you will support me ❤.
"The stage is yours"
Last night we were in bed. I had a loooong phonecall with a potential boyfriend so I moved positions so that I'm not loud to Siya and that he doesn't hear my phonecall. He didnt mind because we're not dating. So he has to be good about it.
Whilst I was on the call, Siya's boyfriend video calls him. The time now is 01:36 & I'm on the call too. He immediately signs for me to keep quiet as he talks on the phone. I thought okay yah, imma do it cause I dont want em to break up. I dont want this niqqa too
His BF asks him who he with & he responds "alone". That time he looking right at me. I chuckled, silently & continued being on my call as soft as I could. Oh, I forgot to tell you guys, his BF is a sangoma. He kept asking who he with like he knew something was up. I was scared
I immediately kept quiet. Siya was making it obvious cause he kept looking at me whilst on the call. That made him suspicious. He asked him to show the view of the room 'cause he dont trust him. He refused & they started fighting. Didnt care until he said "Uzonya. Ndiyeza."
I didnt believe he can do it until I saw tears on Siya's face practically begging him. I got up & got dressed. Fear came over me. It wasnt even a minute after he dropped the call, the lights in the room started flickering. All I could do was pray as loud as I could.
I've seen this in horror movies. Lights flicker & someone appears. I was scared for my life & guess what? Siya had given in already. It was as if he knew what was going to happen. As soon as the lights stopped flickering I heard a voice. My eyes were closed but I heard is clearly
His BF was in the room. I felt my life slipping away in that moment. They started arguing. I could hear both their voices whilst I kept my eyes closed & praying for my life. Honestly, I was just waiting for lightning to hit me 😭😭
15 minutes into their fight I heard his BF saying "Nizonya nobabini". As soon as he said that it went quiet. I got up, wore my clothes & told him I was bouncing. I wasnt here for "ukunyiswa" not for someone who ain't my BF bruv. His gay ass begged me to stay & I said nah fam.
After I finished getting dressed I went to the door. It wouldn't open. Everytime I touch it I would hear a sound of lightning 😭. I thought I was gonna die for real. We both couldn't open the door. 30 minutes in the lighting wouldn't stop. I gave my life to God AGAIN. It was over
"The stage is yours"
#Covid_19 is real. Protect yourself by washing your hands, sanitize & please make an effort and conscience decision not to touch your fave. Stay at home, flatten the curve.

#lockDownSouthAfrica
#StayAtHomeSaveLives
"The stage is yours"
All I could do was pray. I remembered how to even pray in Hindu 🥺. With my heartbeat skyrocketing, Siya begged me to come back to bed. He told me the only way to stop the lightning is to smash. I wasny about to put my dick up in that ass. No ways. I prayed even more guys yhooo
I would've done it had I not seen everything that happened. In fact, he had douche & was ready. I was ready to feast but the scenery I witnessed, a.a. To cut a long story short, I'm still at this boy's place. The door is not opening. We cant go outside. Sivalelekil' eshukushukuma
Please send me prayers guys I want to go home 😭😭. I'm working tomorrow and I need to sleep at home today. Ndiyoyika guys. I cant even make outgoing calls. Only social media
The End ......of the beginning...lonto iyiyo we2
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