RM & JH VLIVE: I'm not late today~
Live Translation https://www.vlive.tv/video/187435 

RM proudly stated he wasn't late today, unlike his previous live with JM. JH laughed, saying he heard their dalgona stirring had been on the Korean news.

They have two ARMY bombs that they're going to customise; RM chose v3, saying he likes this one better, as he shook it to hear the little balls move around inside. JH chose v4. RM was however impressed by the brightness of v4!

They begin by showing off their craft materials. RM says that a master craftsman doesn't blame his tools as they look confusedly at the stickers they're trying to place.

RM waves the glue gun around, promising it is definitely, most assuredly, not dangerous for him to use. JH reminds him that saying safety is first, second and third! RM says nah, third is coolness.

RM: (ENG) "Yo, c'mon! I'll give you my gunshot! Yo c'mon!"

RM says that his friends sometimes just watch him when he tries to do something -that it's apparently amusing for them.

They coolly agree they're not particularly artistic, and say that whatever happens will happen. They're in awe of the many talented 'gold-hands' of ARMY.

RM has finally pasted his pink flower on the top black knob of his army bomb, and says somewhat sadly that the glue has gotten rid of the life-like nature of it.

He uh, then said with a cute and slightly whiny tone that he wants to stop now. H e h.

JH is quite proud of having clothed his in purple. RM added another flower, and the numbers 94 on the middle.

JH asks what RM's been up to, and he says that he's been eating pasta and watering his plants.

RM gasps, realising there are watercolours and paintbrushes ... then wonders how that would even be possible to use. They quickly decide it would be too laborious a process, and boring for us to watch.

RM keeps muttering "patience, ugh, patience, ugh" as JH laughs at him. They reflect on doing DIY projects a lot when they were young, eg. how a well-made rocket would make you an "inssa" (one of the 'in crowd').

RM decides he's going to use Jackson Pollock's 'all-over' painting technique with his watercolours. He is however continuously hesitant whether this is a Good Decision or not. One stroke of paint later, he finds the blue.

JH laughs that his decorating has completely ruined the usability of the product; you can't really press the buttons anymore.

A comment asked whether this craft activity is their preparation for Parents Day. (Korea celebrates Childrens, Parents, and Teachers Day in quick succession in May.)

RM jokingly tries to say thank you to his parents, but accidentally says with "Happy New Year" instead.

JH suggests his looks like a carnation. (In Korea also, carnations are the chosen flower for Parents Day. It's a typical activity to make your red/pink carnation at school, after school activity, or church & deliver it to them.) An ARMY suggests JH's looks like an Elsa bomb!

RM is in very deep thought about how he can "save" his. Probably impossible, he thinks -- it looks like a horror movie. There have been many apologies to us, heh.

He decides the mountains were a definite mistake, and he's unsure what the 94 side was supposed to be either.

An ARMY commented that they have the talent of their eight year old child, and JH cracked up. RM has accepted his fate, feels like like.

Previously, they were talking about how if Jungkook (OH HE JUST DROPPED BY) was here, he would've taken all night and created a masterpiece.

JK was speaking off screen, saying that he'd respect that it's a vlive of the two of them. RM says he's definitely not disturbing them. (I'm sure he has plans to drop by in a different way.)

JK brightly says RM's looks like the earth. RM decides that he'll in fact add some animals to it. JH adds he wants to stop, and RM says he thought of doing the same, but amateurs will always just end more (trying to Fix It Up).

RM showed off his animals to us (I stared very hard but I couldn't find any), and JK laughed, saying nobody would know they were animals unless it was pointed out to them.

JK says it must've been a fun process; the boys agree it was fun, that JK should've done it for them.

RM asked us to name his army bomb, and JK shouted off screen, "EARTH!"

In this picture, you can apparently see the deers on RM's earth.

Someone asked if JH has plans to dye his hair, and JH was all "But I dyed it just recently?" RM shares he wants a buzz cut.

RM clasps his hands together to show his utmost respect to those who custom products with such talent. He says he's going to go home and look up customised versions with the most humble heart.

(Time to post your versions up on Weverse again, friends!)

And a final goodbye with JK on screen! (ft. a typical "oh, I thought it would turn off automatically, we have to do it ourselves, how do we do this" routine.)

how to know jungkook is near: listen for the vibrations

bye! (i wonder if joon has a patch of paint on his pants now.)