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“today we werent late!!” monihobi vlive translations, a thread!!
hello it’s moni and hobi!!
moni: we werent late today!!
hobi: is that why the title of the vlive is that??
moni: yeah hahaha i’m appearing on this (series) twice but.. yeah
moni: we werent late today!!
hobi: is that why the title of the vlive is that??
moni: yeah hahaha i’m appearing on this (series) twice but.. yeah
moni: we were on the news... the dalgona coffee??
hobi: really???
moni: yeah we were in the back sjsjssjsjsjsk
hobi: really???
moni: yeah we were in the back sjsjssjsjsjsk
moni: so we’re going to design our army bombs
hobi: is that the new version??
moni: wah look at that brightnesssssss. bighit really spent a lot of capital for this
hobi: ahh but it doesn have the shakers like old one ver
hobi: is that the new version??
moni: wah look at that brightnesssssss. bighit really spent a lot of capital for this
hobi: ahh but it doesn have the shakers like old one ver
explains how they’ve seen people decorate army bombs with mini clothes and try to emilate bts mics. they were surprised!!
they’re also explaining the ingredients and tools !!
together: let’s go~~~
they’re also explaining the ingredients and tools !!
together: let’s go~~~
hobi: i think the new version is better for customization!
moni: really how can u be so sure?
moni: there’s a gluegun in my hand!! dw theres nothing dangerous about it being in my hand
hobi: first is safety second is safety and thrid is safety
moni: really how can u be so sure?
moni: there’s a gluegun in my hand!! dw theres nothing dangerous about it being in my hand
hobi: first is safety second is safety and thrid is safety
apparently hobi is placing flowers in the lightstick cause its spring.
<moni makes cute gestures and noises>
moni: there are people who finds me funny even though im just breathing
hobi: (decorating) oooh this is hard
<moni makes cute gestures and noises>
moni: there are people who finds me funny even though im just breathing
hobi: (decorating) oooh this is hard
namjoon: there’s so many armys with golden hand (talented) so idk how things are going to turn out
hobi: apparently a lot of people are doing lots of diys. do you know glass deco (peelable sticker making kit) i used make some with my sister
namjoon: yeah i’ve heard of it
hobi: apparently a lot of people are doing lots of diys. do you know glass deco (peelable sticker making kit) i used make some with my sister
namjoon: yeah i’ve heard of it
namjoon: i want to finish
hobi: (hands shaking) this is how u use a glue gun right??
joonie: i know it’s best to keep things simple but i really want to use that heart sticker. okay im srry but im doing it (places heart sticker)
hobi: wait i think im failing
hobi: (hands shaking) this is how u use a glue gun right??
joonie: i know it’s best to keep things simple but i really want to use that heart sticker. okay im srry but im doing it (places heart sticker)
hobi: wait i think im failing
joonie: (takes off heart sticker)
hobi: doesnt it look nice? it looks like our outfits
joonie: yeah its nice but it looks like you’re creating a new genre of (diy).. not sure what kind of genre tho
*JOONIE DJDJDJDSKSKSKSKK
hobi: doesnt it look nice? it looks like our outfits
joonie: yeah its nice but it looks like you’re creating a new genre of (diy).. not sure what kind of genre tho
*JOONIE DJDJDJDSKSKSKSKK
joonie: not sure if we’re managing this vlive well.. all i’ve done is place some flowers snsksksk
(couldnt hear the rest)
joonie: there’s a brush!!!! and some paint
hobi: i think things will get too big (over complicated) if we use a brush
(couldnt hear the rest)
joonie: there’s a brush!!!! and some paint
hobi: i think things will get too big (over complicated) if we use a brush
joonie and hobi said that they did a lot of diys when they were young
hobi: ahhhh this hard
joonie: i think the army bomb is not a great shape suitable for customization. let’s design a new one (looks at hobi’s) ooh it looks like an outfit from dinner shows
hobi: ahhhh this hard
joonie: i think the army bomb is not a great shape suitable for customization. let’s design a new one (looks at hobi’s) ooh it looks like an outfit from dinner shows
hobi: wheres the double sided tape
joonie: you need patience for that (t/n: hard to use)
hobi: ahhhh its so hard
joonie: let’s give up. actually i gave up beforehand when i heard that 94 liners were going to be on the vlive
joonie: you need patience for that (t/n: hard to use)
hobi: ahhhh its so hard
joonie: let’s give up. actually i gave up beforehand when i heard that 94 liners were going to be on the vlive
hobi: *showing off his army bomb* wow theres not a single trace of convenience!! you have to hold the bottom part!! 
(couldnt hear the rest)
namjoon: *whilst holding a piant brush* unleash your dreams
(couldnt hear the rest)
namjoon: *whilst holding a piant brush* unleash your dreams
hobi: i think i failed. yeah guys i think i failed (t/n: NO YOU DIDNT)
joonie: *painting mountains*
army: namjoon-ssi be careful not to spill the paint!!
namjoon: hoseok-ssi be careful not to spill the paint!!
joonie: *painting mountains*
army: namjoon-ssi be careful not to spill the paint!!
namjoon: hoseok-ssi be careful not to spill the paint!!
army: are you getting ready for parents day (t/n: we give carnations to parents on that day)
namjoon: oooh yeah!!! happy new ye- wait thats not it djdjdkdkd
hoseok: new years????
namjoon: uh i mean “mother, father we love you!!!!!!
namjoon: oooh yeah!!! happy new ye- wait thats not it djdjdkdkd
hoseok: new years????
namjoon: uh i mean “mother, father we love you!!!!!!
army: someone protect namjoon’s white clothes!!
hoseok: someone get him army guards!!!
joonie: ksskskskkssksk
anyway but these really look like presents for parent’s day... even the timing is acceptable (t/n: parents day is on 05/08)
hoseok: someone get him army guards!!!
joonie: ksskskskkssksk
anyway but these really look like presents for parent’s day... even the timing is acceptable (t/n: parents day is on 05/08)
rm: what are you doing after this hoseok-ssi, im working out
hoseok: i worked out yesterday so i think in going to go eat?
rm: ooooh.... wanna work out tgt?
hoseok: ???
anyway i hit 74kg
hoseok: (laughs)
joonie: how much do you weigh
hoseok: i also broke my personal record
hoseok: i worked out yesterday so i think in going to go eat?
rm: ooooh.... wanna work out tgt?
hoseok: ???
anyway i hit 74kg
hoseok: (laughs)
joonie: how much do you weigh
hoseok: i also broke my personal record
apparently joonie was 64kg once.. it was him at his lightest. hoseok was shocked and said “at that height????”
joonie: if it was jungkook who was doing this he wouldnt be finished by today. maybe that’s why they made me do it
joonie: if it was jungkook who was doing this he wouldnt be finished by today. maybe that’s why they made me do it
someone said that hobi’s army bomb looks like elsa
them: INTO THE UNKNOWNNNNNNNNNNNNN
them: INTO THE UNKNOWNNNNNNNNNNNNN
hoseok: isnt purple such a lovely color?
namjoon: *sings about purple*
joonie: i think i just decorated it (without thinking) how do i salvage this.. i dont think i can do it
hobi: when i see armys do this... i think that they’re outstanding
namjoon: *sings about purple*
joonie: i think i just decorated it (without thinking) how do i salvage this.. i dont think i can do it
hobi: when i see armys do this... i think that they’re outstanding
hobi: this purple looks black.. an army said to put more red.. hmmmm
hobi: ahhh i also failed (t/n: no ya’ll are doing great!!) i wasnt going to make the bts logo that big but it became too large TT
hobi: ahhh i also failed (t/n: no ya’ll are doing great!!) i wasnt going to make the bts logo that big but it became too large TT
army: wow it’s like my eight year old daughter’s workman ship
them: is this a good thing or a bad thing dndnsnssmsms
jungkook: *sings*
namjoon: that vibrato.... def jungkook
jungkook: hello everyone~~~~~ wow so nice!!
them: is this a good thing or a bad thing dndnsnssmsms
jungkook: *sings*
namjoon: that vibrato.... def jungkook
jungkook: hello everyone~~~~~ wow so nice!!
jungkook guessed the theme of namjoon’s army bomb is animal crossing djdjdjdjdkdkskssk
hobi: ahhh i failed
jungkook: noooo it’s nice thoooo
hobi: (namjoon) i have some purple left, wanna use it???
hobi: ahhh i failed
jungkook: noooo it’s nice thoooo
hobi: (namjoon) i have some purple left, wanna use it???
jungkook: waittttt hyung that’s a bts logo tho (why did u put army)??
hoseok: there was a bts logo so i placed army but there was an army logo in the back...
jungkook: then u can just place both then!! oJo
hoseok: there was a bts logo so i placed army but there was an army logo in the back...
jungkook: then u can just place both then!! oJo
namjoon explaining his creation: everyone the earth is hurting... do ya’ll see the heart over here..?
hoseok: *decorating* watch this while (i finish)
namjoon: okay.
army: hoseok what color do u want to dye ur hair
hoseok: ive already dyed it!!
hoseok: *decorating* watch this while (i finish)
namjoon: okay.
army: hoseok what color do u want to dye ur hair
hoseok: ive already dyed it!!
they’re explaining their creations before wrapping things up
namjoon: you are my earth. (they’re parodying lyrics from of seokjin’s moon ( 너는 나의 지구~~~). so there’s a earth... yeah
hoseok: mine has no convenience....
namjoon: you are my earth. (they’re parodying lyrics from of seokjin’s moon ( 너는 나의 지구~~~). so there’s a earth... yeah
hoseok: mine has no convenience....
hoseok: mine has no convenience....
namjoon: so we customed our army bombs today and we’re giving out respects to armys who are good at this
hoseok: yeah they really have a lot of talent
namjoon: so we customed our army bombs today and we’re giving out respects to armys who are good at this
hoseok: yeah they really have a lot of talent
hoseok’s theme (i couldn’t catch all of the coversations) is “j-hope’s show show show!!” (dinner show themed)
they asked if we enjoyed the live and told us to decorate our army bombs too cause it was entertaining. they told us to stay well and ended the live!!!
they asked if we enjoyed the live and told us to decorate our army bombs too cause it was entertaining. they told us to stay well and ended the live!!!
