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1 ive had two near death experiences
2 one of them was when i was chased by a bear
tw shooting
3 the other one was when i survived an active shooting
3 the other one was when i survived an active shooting
4 im a camp counselor and my aide name is woodstock :)
5 at the camp youre not supposed to reveal your real name to the campers and i accidentally revealed my name on the second day LMAO
6 at the camp i argued with my campers for two days about the true nature of uncle joe and why he was the worst and also that willy wonka is evil
7 i think i scarred those kids for life
8 when i was a freshman i beat a senior for second chair saxophone and i still don't know how i did it
9 on november 1, a school day, my friend said there was no way i could be silent for more than five minutes. i was then silent for NINE HOURS. I WENT TO A FOOTBALL GAME WHERE MY BAND HAD TO PERFORM AND WAS SILENT THE WHOLE TIME
10 THE SAME FOOTBALL GAME WAS WHEN MY FRIEND REVEALED THAT MY NOW GF HAD FEELINGS FOR ME AND I COULDNT SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE I HAD TAKEN A VOW OF SILENCE AND IM NO QUITTER
11 even though both my dad and sister follow me on twitter and i tweet about having a gf all the time, im still not out to my family
12 once my section in band was having sectionals but we're lazy so we weren't practicing so my section leader whos usually super serious was talking to us about how he regularly went on the dark web
13 i always play bloody knuckles with my friend ethan and i win every time
14 ive watched its always sunny in philadelphia so many times that i can recite episodes word for word while im watching it
15 as a kid i would read harry potter so many times that the fifth book SPLIT IN HALF AND I WOULD CARRY AROUND THE TWO HALVES AND READ THEM
16 once at a sleep away camp a girl thought she saw a man in the hallway but it was just clothes or something but i could not sleep for the entire night
17 in fifth grade my class went on a sleep away camp and we went on a night hike. while we were on the hike a wolf fucking HOWLED DUDE
18 ive been using chapstick for like three or four years and i don't think ill ever be able to stop
19 ive been playing candy crush for years and im on level 3306
20 my friends genuinely thought i dont have emotions just cause i don't express my emotions a lot LMAO
21 im extremely sensitive to gore and i used to pass out because of it
tw major gore, vomit
22 when i was like 8-10 i witnessed a lady crack her skull open in front of a lucky's and later i threw up while watching the lego movie LMFAO
22 when i was like 8-10 i witnessed a lady crack her skull open in front of a lucky's and later i threw up while watching the lego movie LMFAO
23 i passed out in the bathroom from watching sherlock get shot, it wasn't even graphic or anything idk why it happened
24 i was reading gory hp fanfiction and i almost passed out ON THE LONDON EYE HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN
25 man why did so many people like this im not interesting enough for this
26 once i played skribblio with travis on stream
27 i shattered my phone and had to get a new one which meant i had to transfer my data and for some reason my candy crush progress didn't save so i was back to level 1. that's the only time ive ever genuinely sobbed past the age of like 3
28 to this day my friends clown on me for sobbing over candy crush
29 i can play anything by ear on the saxophone. it comes easy for me and it pisses my friend off so much LMAO
30 i made a niche meme account and put personal information on it and forgot the password and had like a year long panic attack about the personal information i put on the account
31 i am still scared of people finding that account
32 FUCKKK THE ACCOUNT IS STILL UP I FOUND IT ITS FROM 2017 I REMEMBER ALL THE POSTS I HATE IT EEEEEEEEEE
33 damn actually some of these niche memes are good i was so good at this IF ONLY I DIDNT FORGET THE PASSWORD
34 nvm its like a bright pink and blue background with neon yellow text what was i thinking
35 ermmmm im running out of interesting facts
36 i joined smptwt on a whim and now im a ""big account"" this wasn't supposed to happen
37 who let me gain followers all i do is make joke be gay
38 i think my teachers think i am smart but little do they know that i am a cheater and i cheat and i use slader for my math homework and quizlet for spanish and my smart friends for chemistry
39 today i teared up because carson laughed really hard in a video i miss he
40 if my lunch club poster doesnt have a funny little message i might just cry
41 once when i was little i went down the patio stairs on my bike and fell forward and got rocks in me palms
42 whenever im reminded that people perceive me i freak out in a good way
43 i miss callmecarson
44 i want to give my gf a hug
45 is anyone actually reading these
46 i dont think anyone is reading these
47 the first time i listened to wouldn't it be nice by the beach boys i cried
48 i think i have adhd but the idea of going to a psychiatrist is weird
49 i didnt think i had adhd but my gf casually mentioned i might have it and it would explain a lot
50 i hate when people self diagnose yet here i am
51 im having a therapy session on the tl rn lmao
52 eek i just looked up the definition of hyperfixation and it applies to harry potter and always sunny for me
53 my ass fat
54 i wish i was living in a cottage in a whimsical forest with my gf rn
55 when i type in all caps that means i am screaming at you
56 STOP LIKING THIS IM BEGGIN G YOU I HAVE TO DO LIKE 40 MORE EEEEE
57 gonna start tweeting hot takes in this thread because no one is reading this
58 some big accounts that have 1000+ don't deserve it and some small accounts with like 300 or 400 deserve the followers more
59 NO that doesnt apply to any big account mutuals
60 how do all skeppy pfps have a ratio of like 50 4000 i don't get how they're appealing to follow even if they're funny
