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Around the Villa while I was there, someone always died or their relations died. I can confirm that every Principal Officer suffered one tragedy or the other; it was as if you needed to sacrifice something to remain on duty inside that environment. #newnigeria
Even some of the women became merchants of dildo because they had suffered a special kind of death in their homes (I am sorry to reveal this) and many of the men complained about something that had died below their waists too. #newnigeria
The ones who did not have such misfortune had one ailment or the other that they had to nurse. From cancer to brain and prostate surgery and whatever, the Villa was a hospital full of agonizing patients. #newnigeria
I recall the example of one particular man, an asset to the Jonathan Presidency who practically ran away from the Villa. He said he needed to save his life. He was quite certain that if he continued to hang around, he would die. #newnigeria
I can’t talk about colleagues who lost daughters and sons, brothers and uncles, mothers and fathers, and the many obituaries that we issued. Even the President was multiply bereaved. #newnigeria
His wife, Mama Peace was in and out of hospital at a point, undergoing many surgeries. You may have forgotten but after her husband lost the election and he conceded victory, all her ailments vanished.. #newnigeria
...all scheduled surgeries were found to be no longer necessary and since then she has been hale and hearty. #newnigeria
By the same token, all those our colleagues who used to come to work to complain about a certain death beneath their waists,who relied on videos and other instruments to entertain wives (take it easy boys, I don’t mean nay harm, I am writing!), have all experienced a re-awakening
Everyone who went under the blade has received miraculous healing, and we are happy to be out of that place. But others were not so lucky. They died. #newnigeria
There were days when convoys ran into ditches and lives were lost. In Norway, our helicopter almost crashed into a mountain. #newnigeria
That was the first time I saw the President panicking.The weather was all so hazy and he just kept saying it would not be nice for the President of a country to die in a helicopter crash due to pilot miscalculations. #newnigeria
The President went into a prayer mode. We survived. In Kenya once, we had a bird strike. The plane had to be recalled and we were already airborne with the plane acting like it would crash. #newnigeria
During the 2015 election campaigns, our aircraft refused to start on more than one occasion. The aircraft just went dead.On some other occasions, we were stoned and directly targeted for evil. #newnigeria
I really don’t envy the people who work in Aso Villa, the seat of Nigeria’s Presidency. For about six months, I couldn’t even breathe properly. For another two months, I was on crutches. #newnigeria
But I considered myself far luckier than the others who were either nursing a terminal disease or who could not get it up. #newnigeria
When Presidents make mistakes, they are probably victims of a force higher than what we can imagine. Every student of Aso Villa politics would readily admit that when people get in there, they actually become something else.
They act like they are under a spell. #newnigeria
They act like they are under a spell. #newnigeria
When you issue a well- crafted statement, the public accepts it wrongly. When the President makes a speech and he truly means well, the speech is interpreted wrongly by the public. #newnigeria
When a policy is introduced, somehow, something just goes wrong. In our days, a lot of people used to complain that the APC people were fighting us spiritually and that there was a witchcraft dimension to the governance process in Nigeria. #newnigeria
But the APC folks now in power are dealing with the same demons. Since Buhari government assumed office, it has been one mistake after another. Those mistakes don’t look normal, the same way they didn’t look normal under President Jonathan. #newnigeria
I am therefore convinced that there is an evil spell enveloping this country. We need to rescue Nigeria from the forces of darkness. #newnigeria
Should I become President of Nigeria tomorrow, I will build a new Presidential Villa: a Villa that will be dedicated to the all-conquering Almighty, and where powers and principalities cannot hold sway. #newnigeria
But it is not about buildings and space, not so? [THANKS FOR FOLLOWING THIS THREAD, NIGERIAN YOUTH ,WHICH WAY FORWARD? RANTING WITHOUT ACTION IS USELESS. LET& #39;S MAKE VISION 2023 A REALITY : YOUTH FOR PRESIDENT!
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