1/The Spaffing, Priapic, Lazarus Clown is (according to some in the know) "in a funny place mentally" . He's not dealing with this crisis because, for the Ist time in his life, he's met something he can't bluff his way out of, laugh his way out of or shag and lie his way out of.
2/ Daddy can't pull strings to make 40,000 dead people disappear and the Bullingdon Club only prepared him for smashing things up. Scoring points at the Oxford Union was easy - at PMQ Starmer will quietly remove the carnival mask from the Clown layer by layer.
3/The Clown knows this and at this moment I bet that Chequers is suffering a severe bog-roll and booze shortage for, like his hero Winston, this fraud likes to fly while high. Mr Gove is waiting in the wings (he won't get centre stage) nostrils packed with the Devil's Dandruff.
4/ An old Chinese curse goes, "May you live in interesting times." I'm not sure how that translates into Latin or Greek.
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