The replies to every Donald Trump tweet are filled with creepy middle aged balding simps with shades and annoying college students who think they’ve successfully dunked on him with generic criticism.

It’s nice to know that, for all your faults, you’re still not one of those.

The performative clout chasing disdain is really complemented by the desperate obsessive cum-guzzlery. I get tweeting when you have an opinion but a lot of these accounts tweet DAILY.