stop saying sausages. it doesn't need to be plural you weirdo british nerd https://twitter.com/YorkshireTX/status/1253054708585041920

why is Briton taking credit for sausage anyway. pretty sure the Polish created the best sausage.

I should probably stop joking about sausage before I get a reply like "omg wtf does a jew know about pork." happens more than you'd think