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The five sub-classes of thing enjoyers are friends, fiends, fans, stans, and fetishists
You know a skin fiend, a skin fan, a skin stan, a skin friend, and a skin fetishist all have massively different connotations, but you fucking know all of these people LOVE skin
Sometimes I entertain myself by idly thinking of the most abstracted and vague things for someone to enjoy in a community and append these suffixes and imagine what those communities would do
The Velocity Stans aggressively go after people who walk slowly
The Velocity Fiends drop pennies off of sky scrapers
The Velocity Fetishists make 2 hour "ASMR" YouTube compilations of basic shapes being launched VERY fast with geeky physics stats in the corner
The Velocity Fiends drop pennies off of sky scrapers
The Velocity Fetishists make 2 hour "ASMR" YouTube compilations of basic shapes being launched VERY fast with geeky physics stats in the corner
The shape fandom is coming up with "Original Shapes" and arguing about if their new shapes are well rounded or too flat
The shape friends just collect smooth stones from the ground and polish them
The shape fetishists spend a lot of time messing with graphs
The shape friends just collect smooth stones from the ground and polish them
The shape fetishists spend a lot of time messing with graphs
The altruism stans are discoursing about if you should tweet about what you did today that was altruistic
The altruism fiends are a pack of serial killers that go after landlords
The altruism fetishists have to constantly have complex ethics discussions re: informed consent
The altruism fiends are a pack of serial killers that go after landlords
The altruism fetishists have to constantly have complex ethics discussions re: informed consent
"anything I do that is selfless or good just gets me so hot it feels like a violation of consent to point out to someone that they dropped their wallet because they don't know I'm getting off on it but I can't help how I feel and so what do I let them lose their wallet?! Help?!"
Hmmmm
Tried to apply this schema to Feet and I don't think there's any way to describe a Feet-Appreciation Community that doesn't sound wildly horny
Tried to apply this schema to Feet and I don't think there's any way to describe a Feet-Appreciation Community that doesn't sound wildly horny
