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» In the morning you chelewa and teacher on duty opens the chapter with you.
» At 9am it comes into reality you didn't finish homework and maths teacher opens the chapter with you.
» Midday you're on roll call for noise making and a chapter is done on you.
» At 9am it comes into reality you didn't finish homework and maths teacher opens the chapter with you.
» Midday you're on roll call for noise making and a chapter is done on you.
» During PE you're on the receiving end of chobo ua.
» While at chobo ua, you descend on Omosh stunya who comes from nyamasaria ksm.
» While heading home, Omosh recenges.
» You get home and you're beaten for getting beaten.
» It boils down that Caro jirani snitched about school
» While at chobo ua, you descend on Omosh stunya who comes from nyamasaria ksm.
» While heading home, Omosh recenges.
» You get home and you're beaten for getting beaten.
» It boils down that Caro jirani snitched about school
» You're beaten because of everything for the day.
» You at 9pm..heading to sleep...
» You at 9pm..heading to sleep...
» Tomorrow your dad goes with you to school.. Umekuwa kichwa ngumu. All crimes against humanity you've committed are listed down. You proudly stand next to dad..
» Gafla bin Gafla.. Salale lahaula.. Mzee turns into beast mode
» He did nothing wrong, he just started your normal day as a Kenyan Son.
» At the end of the day.. You're something else.
» At the end of the day.. You're something else.
» Your mother turns on you, reasons, vyombo ni chafu
» While washing vyombo, unaskia babako akisema all ills aliskia leo shule about you. Salale lahaula
» "Itabidi tuongee na chief, kijana amekuwa kichwa ngumu sana"
» Reality sinks, uli wacha vitabu za homework shule and you often do 10kms to school and always late.
» Enough of worries. You draft a love letter to Caro the snitch. The brightness girl in school while the best you do is no. 38/40.
» Caro reads it to the class while you're away (of course getting a beating). Unarudi unashindwa mbona kila mtu anakuangalia na macho mbaya..
» 10 mins later.. Jonnte comes "Mogaka unaitwa staff room"
» Back at class you decide its time you take the bull by the horns. And concentrate on class. But natsin buana kaput...
» Anyway Caro is next to you. That's that matters...
» 1-4pm nothing happens. You're not beaten, you're not in shit. Absolutely nothing wrong. You're again stressed.. Why....
» You even do homework during PE. Unfortunately your mind is on Caro. You pick the protractor....
» Salale lahaula Morning unakumbuka... You drew it on maths book. Which ulipea Mwalimu and iko staffroom...
» It's Friday.. Assembly morning.. Gafla bin Gafla
"Mogaka come forward".. Its your maths teacher Miss Warubengo
"Mogaka come forward".. Its your maths teacher Miss Warubengo
» She is there. Loud and proud... Walking slowly to staffroom while everyone does 7 versions of Holy Mary for you...
» Nothing wrong you just had your regular morning just like others..
» Asiye funzwa na mamake ufunzwa na ulimwengu.
