ALRIGHT I don’t feel like doing anything productive so I’m going to do a thread of “Too Hot To Handle” characters as characters from “Lost”

Matthew Smith / Jack Shepherd

The Jesus of the island. The one who everyone can depend on. Also, these two are both definitely sadbois

Francesca Farago / Kate Austen

What else do I have to say? Everyone on the island wants to smash!!!!!

Harry Jowsey / James ‘Sawyer’ Ford

Kind of an asshole, but proves to be capable of good. Wants to smash and successfully smashes Francesca/Kate

Kelz Dyke / John Locke

Highly respectable men with moral compasses and leadership skills

Nicole O’Brien / Hugo ‘Hurley’ Reyes

No one on the island has problems with them, they’re quite likable. They’re both kind of there providing moral support for everyone else

Haley Cureton / Claire Littleton

Blonde girls who came to the island, developed really poor attitudes, and eventually abandoned everyone else to raise her baby in the wilderness (okay the baby part is just Claire)

Bryce Hirschberg / Charlie Pace

White dudes who try unsuccessfully to woo women with their questionable musical talents

Sharron Townsend / Sayid Jarrah

Both came to the island with trauma, but let love heal them

Lydia Clyma / Ana Lucia Cortez

Tough girl vibes. Wasn’t on the show for very long compared to everyone else

Chloe Veitch / Shannon Rutherford

Kinda bitchy, kinda dumb, kinda dramatic

Rhonda Paul / Juliet Burke

Honestly I put these two together because they’re both just really badass, strong women that I have a lot of respect for

David Birtwistle / Desmond Hume

Both respectable, friendly, and likable men

Madison and Kori / Nikki and Paulo

Tbh I kinda only did this thread so I could make this joke

And finally.......

Lana / Ben Linus

The main villain at first, but ends up being pretty alright in the end