me live tweeting watching the matrix for the first time, a thread:

keanu is hot

this aesthetic is found nowhere but this movie & virtual self

very outdated cgi. jimmy neutron esque

the color palette is that there is none

is this what we thought technology would progress to in 1999?

woh why’d they do that to keanu’s mouth

the robo bug would’ve been better if an anal probe

i’m a little confused about everything

the lack of explanation for everything is overwhelming

i imagined morpheus to be a little more scary and a little less awkward

OH MY GOD ITS THAT MEME THE RED PILL AND THE BLUE PILL

the bit crunch on his voice when he screamed was cool

so what good does it do neo now that he’s out?

OOOOH WHEN THEYRE NOT WEARING BLACK THEYRE IN THE REAL WORLD

does the liquid make them not grow hair or does whoever operates the matrix shave everyone’s head?

more sci-fi than anticipated

so the construct is their own version of the matrix?

keanu is hot

so you’re telling me that only 7 people live outside of the matrix

THE MACHINES WILL ENSLAVE US

wouldn’t he have much less bodymass if this were real? like wouldnt the AI only give the bare minimum amount of nutrients to make us survive

also this thread makes it seem like i think this is stupid but i don’t think that. this is 1000% rad so far

keanu is hot.

it’s like chuck when he downloads that thing into his brain

HAHAHAHAHA! “i know kung fu”