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The Ugly Houses From Earlier: A Thread. 1) Treasure Cove $475,000 THE FLOORING
South Ocean: $490,000. Brown on the outside, every primary color on the inside.
South Seas $375,000 with every fucking curtain on the shower rod. 
South Beach Estates: $315,000. Interior design by Queen Elizabeth and drug kingpin Ninety
Killarney: $715,000. No décor. Not even a goddamned chandelier above that dining table. Nice kitchen at least.
Winton: $935,000 Come on in as the deathtrap of a staircase welcomes you in the foyer.
Westridge: $950,000. I like yo call this one âDĂ©cor Disappointmentâ
Eastern Road: $1.1 million. Why the jacuzzi gotta match the OUTSIDE, Jesus?! Cute kitchen though
Sandyport: $1.125 million. All these fuckin chairs at the breakfast counter included
South Ocean: $1.125 million. Ugliest bathrooms Iâve ever seen. And why do Bahamians love this heavy ass bedroom furniture???
Last one.Venice Bay: $1.9 million. Just by looking at the outside I could tell this was gonna be too much.
In conclusion, Bahamians love mixing brown, green, and orange together in one room, heavy ass Furniture Plus bedroom sets and terra-cotta tiles every goddamn where. Persian rugs in each room for good measure.
