I'm in a cat group on Facebook and people periodically ask about cats from breeders and like I genuinely cannot imagine. It's a cat. They show up in the garbage and then they live in your house.

(I get there are legit reasons to get like a Maine Coon or one of the Norwegian ones for allergies etc. but like 99% of the time it's a fucking cat. The breed is cat.)

This one was free.99 at the shelter! Breed is loud.

This morning the cat put his paw firmly on my neck artery and would not be dissuaded. My garbage son tried to choke me out and then just put his whole body on my face.