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a thread of me being high for the first time in 4 years:
this is happening right now btw... 
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so i’m sitting there, playing COD with the boys and thought fuck it why not get high? I haven’t done it in so long I forgot what it feels like, and i’m tryna get geeked up https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤭" title="Face with hand over mouth" aria-label="Emoji: Face with hand over mouth">
I got to the smoke shop to get a grinder and said “WAIT.... I FORGOT I CAN ROLL BLUNTS” so I looked up and saw 70 different fuckin brands and completely shit myself to the core with anxiety... like if I pick the wrong blunts is this dude gunna judge me?!https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat">
I picked dutches https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Fire" aria-label="Emoji: Fire">
I went home, put on my slips and gutted them blunts like I was going home with dinner!! rolled 4 blunts and I made one short on purpose (for testing policies) and sparked that bitch up https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Fire" aria-label="Emoji: Fire">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍁" title="Maple leaf" aria-label="Emoji: Maple leaf">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💨" title="Dash symbol" aria-label="Emoji: Dash symbol">
now I know what you’re thinking.... if you haven’t smoked in 4 years, you only need a couple hits... BOY WHEN I TELL YOU I HIT THAT BITCH TWICE AND ALREADY FELT LIKE THE MOON JUST FLOATED DOWN TO EARTH AND KISSED ME
I finished off the blunt cuz, ya know, momma didn’t raise no bitch. I was wrong.... https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">
I immediately started gettin the munchies and said fuck it ima drive to the store and get some snacks. so I got in my truck, started that bitch up, and put on feel something x excision.. oh I feelin something
got to the store & as soon I as put that bitch in park, the drop was so filthy all I saw was blur https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing"> I had to turn it off and give myself the meanest pep talk of all time. “YOU GO IN THERE AND YOU GET THOSE FUCKING SNACKS YOU HIGH ASS BITCH”
so I got into the store and awkwardly said “hi i I i iii I” to the clerk and immediately duck my head like a psycho path. I went and grabbed some drank (cuz them slushees be hittin sonhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull">) and proceeded to grab my snacks
I went to the counter, everything was moving in slow motion and I SWEAR IT FELT LIKE I WAS IN THERE FOR 10 MINUTES WAITING FOR HER TO SCAN THE STUFF!! in my head i’m thinking bitch stand up straight and open ya eyes https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
I finally got out of there and patted myself on the back for completing the mission... NOW ITS MUTHA FUCKIN SNACK TIMEEEEEEE
