Yo I arrived in Australia 6 years ago today wish me a happy immigraversary guys
The first piece of food I was given was some blue cheese on cracker and it cracked me
My English really sucked. When my host family asked what the gift I gave them was, I said, “it’s... it’s good”
It was a cute little Buddha sculpture made of jade
My host family was English so I thought all white people food was hot trash
Still haven’t had vegemite. Yeah
Don’t get me started on how I was dragged out of bed at like 4am on my third day here to attend an Anzac’s service where people get hammered in the park. You people are so so weird
That year I had an unpaid job (prob illegal) teaching Chinese and bought food with violin/busking money. People are generous, and occasionally they give you a barbie AND fake flower!
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