K*ren: "Arrest me"

Cop: Okay

K*ren: https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😲" title="Astonished face" aria-label="Emoji: Astonished face">
2020 really got us sayin #BlueLivesMatter smh https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
she really said "UnCoNsTiTuTiOnAl" for the playground being closed bruh https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦‍♂️" title="Man facepalming" aria-label="Emoji: Man facepalming">
also S/O to the park director who called their clout chasing right away https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
She said
She said
Karen after getting handcuffed
When you realize you used the k-word with the hard r https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😬" title="Grimacing face" aria-label="Emoji: Grimacing face">
Good morning. As some of y& #39;all pointed out, this shit gets cornier.

- She& #39;s an anti-vax nut who regularly holds gatherings at parks.
- They probly *were* trying to stage a scene, at the expense of their kids.
- There& #39;s a mastermind behind it all who showed up at the cop& #39;s place
this gotta be a scene straight outta parks n rec or something cmon how can ppl be this dense https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦‍♂️" title="Man facepalming" aria-label="Emoji: Man facepalming"> (RIP headphone users)
Also where tf are they even tryna go its fkn IDAHO... for all we know Alpha K*ren& #39;s backyard is probly bigger than that park

"vitamin d for my kids" FOH
Anyways, imma mute this for now, follow for more Karentine content https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😈" title="Smiling face with horns" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with horns">
Someone said & #39;whole lotta karen yet nobodys caring for their kids& #39; https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
Y& #39;all crack me up man https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
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